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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

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  • EB3_SEP04
    06-30 09:21 AM
    If I were you, I would decide office by Receipt Number EAC/LIN

    Thanks Johnamit, my EAD card # starts with "WAC" which is for "California service Center"





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  • forever
    08-03 10:24 PM
    Any link?
    http://www.uscis.gov/files/pressrelease/ReceiptingTimes080307.pdf





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  • ita
    01-10 05:00 PM
    While filling the application online for parents visa interview what would be a better answer for the following questions:

    Who Will Pay For Your Trip?

    What would be a better answer?
    Self.
    OR
    Children(in U.S)
    Does it even matter?

    Are Any of The Following Persons in The U.S., or Do They Have U.S. Legal Permanent Residence or U.S. Citizenship? *
    Mark YES or NO and indicate that person's status in the U.S. (i.e., U.S. legal permanent resident, U.S. citizen, visiting, studying, working, etc.).
    Bother/Sister etc.

    Would it be better to say ?

    No
    OR
    Mention about the people(siblings of parents) that are here


    Was this Application Prepared by Another Person on Your Behalf? *
    (If answer is YES, then have that person complete item 40.)

    Should we say

    Yes
    OR
    No (When actually Children are filling the application.)

    Please Advice
    Thank you.





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  • LostInGCProcess
    03-16 02:46 PM
    You don't need to buy insurance. The State governments offer free insurance to people who need it. Atleast your family members would qualify for it.

    Well! I never tried that one. I heard its only for people who earned below certain amount. Not everyone would qualify, i guess.



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  • raysaikat
    11-30 09:51 AM
    Thank you very much for the replies.

    Right now I am leaning towards cancelling my trip, even though it is going to cost me the entire price of the ticket, besides of course the immeasurable cost of not visiting home.

    About the suggestion of hiring a lawyer, can an immigration lawyer here in the US help me in any way with a situation (the renewal interview) and an all-powerful person (the interviewer) half-way across the world? I can see how a lawyer may help smooth this problem if I were changing status while in the country (say from F1 to H1), but I don't see how a lawyer would help with my visa renewal...perhaps I just don't understand the extent to which a lawyer may be able to help. Is my question clear?

    Again, thank you for the advice.

    The lawyer will be able to tell you (i) what is the legal implication of your charge in regard to F-1, (ii) statute of limitations of your charges, (iii) how long the records are kept (there are levels of access and with time some charges go down the levels). A lawyer gives you legal counsel (suggestions/appraisals); they are not supposed to "do" stuff for you, nor take decisions for you. You pay your lawyer simply for reliable information (and paperworks, usually).





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  • KanME
    11-05 03:16 AM
    87 Members ..That is Super...Hope you get to 100 soon...Good Luck Texas IV Team...!



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  • linuxra
    09-28 07:54 PM
    Before i present my RFE I will explaing My GC:
    I did masters and worked on OPT for sometime with Company A and they applied H1B,
    still working for Company A as H1B as Senoir Programmer ANalyst.
    At one point CompanyB filed GC process and I-140 approved as a IT Manager in EB2
    PD=jan 2006
    Still working with H1B from COmpany A
    I never worked for Company B and it no longer exists...
    Company A recently merged with ANother Company X
    I recently got an RFE How do i respond PLease help me:
    Below are the details



    Please submit a properly completcd Form G-325A, Biographic Information Sheet, for yourself. Your original
    signature is required on the Form G-325A. Photocopied signatures are not acceptable. Blank immigration forms
    and information are available online from the official Service website: USCIS Home Page (http://www.uscis.gov). You may also ordcr
    immigration forms by phone at 1-800-870-3676.


    Submit documentary evidencc to establish your employmcnt history listcd on Form G-325A. Such evidence
    should include, but is not limited to:

    Clear copies ofIRS Form W -2 wage and tax statcmcnts;
    Pay vouchers;

    Complete copies of properly filcd Federal Individual Income Tax Returns (IRS Form 1040);

    Any additional documentation which confirms your employment history.
    You must submit a currcntly dated letter from your intended permanent employer dcseribing your present job
    duties and position in the organization, your proffered position, if different from your current position, the date
    you began employment and the offered salary or wage. This letter must be in the original and signed by an
    executive or officer of the organization who is authorized to make or confirm an offer of permanent
    employment. The letter must also indicate whether the terms and conditions of your employment-based visa
    petition or labor certification continue to exist.
    If you have changed employers since filing your application for adjustment of status, please submit a statement
    which lists the names and locations of all employers you have had in the US and the beginning and end dates of
    each position unless these have been included on Form G-325A.
    Nebraska





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  • gbof
    06-14 11:50 PM
    Kumarr,

    I had the same situation for my daughter who turned 14.They requested for biometric fee $80.00.It should be simple and OK.just pay the the amount and you should be fine.After that you may get a FP notice.

    Once we sent the bimetric fee,proceesing resumed and everything was fine.

    Same here. My daughter turned 15 and got 2nd FP notice but NO fees as you mentioned but her was transferred to another center few months ago.

    I really don't understand the logic of fees. PLease correct me if I am wrong here -I thought there is a 'lock-in-date' which is at the elegibility data at the time of filing. This saves all concerns of aging out and issues regarding fees. They can't keep asking for enhanced fees for already filed cases.



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  • waitforgc1
    04-07 06:20 PM
    Thats a little strange, as employers now a days are suggesting to use EAD instead
    of H1's as the extentions itself has problems. And based on what i know its
    ok to be on EAD instead of h1. Either way there is not much difference.





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  • gcisadawg
    12-17 11:25 AM
    I traveled via Lufthansa last month ( EWR-FRA-MAA) and had approved H1B petition on hand ( to show that I'm legally working without any gaps) and on returning I showed AP.

    If you look at German consulate site, they have mentioned that if an Indian citizen residing in US is traveling to India, then he just need to have proof of continuous legal stay in US.

    If an Indian citizen living in US is travelling to say, Australia, then he needs to have German transit visa in addition to Australian Visa.

    While returning, it is either AP or valid stamp on passport.



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  • perm2gc
    11-06 10:35 AM
    I have approved i-140 and I have applied for 3 year extension for my H1-B (I am currently in the sixth year of H1-b). If I switch employers, would I get 3 years on my new H1-B or time left in the sixth year? I am willing to restart the green card process due to stalled immigration reform bill.
    Please search the forum.Your question was adressed in many threads.





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  • snathan
    03-23 08:04 PM
    Hello,

    My first H1-B visa expires in September 2009. I was going to have my company file for extension exactly 6 months before the expiry date until I found out I cannot travel out of the U.S. while my extension application is pending. I have a trip planned in July.

    My company attorney recommended that I put off submitting the extension, go on my trip and apply as soon as I get back.

    Is there any risk associated with doing this? Or is it better to apply as soon as I can at the 6 month mark?

    Thank you,


    Team

    I never heard of this...Last year I applied for extension and had to travel for family emergency. But I got the approval without any issues. Might be just lucky?



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  • sapota
    10-26 05:05 PM
    In part 4 where it asks info about proposed travel; my form had the following :

    "Business travel as needed; personal travel - visit family and friends abroad."

    So something generic like this should work as well.





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  • ski_dude12
    12-01 11:40 PM
    We got an RFE on my wife's I-485 requesting for copy of marriage certificate. Our priority date is August 2005 (EB2). ND is September 05, 2007.

    Anyone else in the same boat? Does this mean USCIS has began processing the 2005 apps?



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  • needhelp!
    11-12 06:06 PM
    You were already added on Friday! We need one more.
    But.. You'll get your Tshirt at the meet on Dec 8th

    I change my membership from GA to TX. Where is my T-shirt?





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  • cdeneo
    04-02 09:23 PM
    I was looking for similar info -

    Applying for a Canadian tourist visa with AP (no H-1), would this be a problem? Would we get the Canadian visa for only the validity of AP (one yr at most)?

    I would be interested in finding out the answers to the original poster's questions as well. It would be very helpful if anyone could share their experience with this.



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  • muthukmk
    08-03 04:25 PM
    Are u sure that we have to withdraw old EB3 case. My understanding is that u can file a fresh EB2 and use the old EB3 priority date.

    Experts please clarify





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  • rakesh_one
    03-20 03:25 PM
    I believe, you dont have choice but to go with EB3 of the new company. That way, you will still be in US and EB3 (India) is not going to be bad going forward as it crossed major hurdle of April'01. With April 08 bulletin, everyone learned that unused visas flow into different categories. So pretty soon, EB3 ROW will be current and there wouldnt be many people to use all of them. They will flow into EB3 India.


    I needed some advice on this situation I've found myself in.

    I have a PERM application filed with my current employer (EB2, Oct 2007). Like most EB2 apps, mine is under a business necessity audit and we have filed an audit response for it. My lawyers are pretty sure that we will clear the audit. Guessing from , the response may be 2-3 months away.

    Now I have a second offer from another company. Everything about the job and company is better than my current, but the legal team at this second company says that they will only file in EB3 (even though the job requirement says Bachelors + 8 yrs). They say that they have other EB2 audits going on and have made it a policy to only do EB3 going forward.

    I'm on the 5th year of my H1 (don't ask, had a PD of 2005, caught up in BEC and got laid off last May) and this probably will be the last chance for me to change jobs before I cool my heels and wait for the repercussions of the July Fiasco to be over with.

    I can't decide of weather to keep my existing EB2 job or take the new offer and step down to EB3.

    Please help!





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  • singhsa3
    08-20 08:50 PM
    Thats what recent approval in last couple of days are indicating..
    looks like they are clearing up PD APR-DEC 2005 at both NSC-TSC but slow then pick up from jan-2006

    there are not much perm certified in 2005 ...hope you all get it





    lazycis
    02-12 03:42 PM
    I am not sure what my status is at present.

    I re-entered in US in Dec 12th 2007 with the I-94 stamped as valid till duration of H1. My H1 Visa expired on Feb 6th 2008.

    My company lawyer has filed for my H1 extension in Nov 2007 and I am still waiting.

    I do have the EAD permit and the AP which I presume is not being used at present.

    Please provide some guidance. My lawyer is not responding.

    First of all, you cannot be out of status while I-485 is pending. Your H1 status is expired so technically you do not have H1 status anymore. However, if extension is approved, it will apply retroactively and make your H1 status current as of Feb 7th. Oh, forgot to mention that you can still work for 240 days after H1 is expired and it will not be counted as status violation.





    martinvisalaw
    07-19 11:37 AM
    Hi,
    Could some one let us know while applying for H1 Extension do we need to provide notarized documents if one has traveled outside US on H1B. Are these documents mandatory?

    Also what's the general processing time for H1 Extension.I mean how many days does it take.

    You don't need anything regarding international travel except the copy I-94 that you got when you returned to the US, and the visa and entry stamp in your passport.

    H-1B extensions take a few months, depending on which service center is used. if the company pays for premium processing, it guarantees a decision in 15 days.